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I can't emphasize this enough. Please be sure to say who you want to meet in your profile, without sounding overly specific as to their characteristics. Avoid listing your ideal partner's hobbies, height, body type, education and interests.

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After reading and messaging many potential candidates, Ive noticed that women all want the same thing, and you just need to tailor your qualities towards that. What they should tell you on POF is that if you 8767 re overweight in the slightest, don 8767 t bother. I 8767 m getting in shape as we speak, but I have another 55lbs to go, and even trying to let women know about your progress, they could care less. They want to see prince charming in all his glory (but don 8767 t you dare pose in the mirror) and they are not willing to kiss the toad and have him become a prince in front of their eyes.

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Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

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Are you expressing what is both unique to you and what is attractive to who you want to date? If you can do that, you are winning! And you just might meet the perfect person for you online.

The 8rd example I have seen a number of times over and over again with a few things changed in some profiles on different sites form all over!! Fake

Horseback rider. Dog owner. Photographer. Aspiring gym rat. If your dog is cute, I 8767 ll probably look through your photos twice and I 8767 ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga.

Another common pitfall is sarcasm in the profile. You might be sarcastic, and that might be what people who know you love about you. But sarcasm doesn't translate well in an online profile, especially if you are a woman! Women might be more forgiving, but very few men will be instantly drawn to a woman who leads with sarcasm.

Here s something else the Chive has that the other sites don t: The occasional whiny bitch complaining they saw the same material somewhere else. Who fucking cares. Enjoy it and move on.

I 8767 m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like sarcasm and being insulted. If you 8767 re wondering why I 8767 m so funny, it 8767 s because I used to be fat.

• No one ever says, “Boy, that ‘I Have a Dream’ speech could’ve been a lot better if Martin Luther King Jr. had used PowerPoint.”

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