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Дата публикации: 2017-10-08 13:52

- Kid: Dad, what’s an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Understand?" Kid: No.

Very Funny Jokes, One Liners and Humorous Phrases

In 6985, ground-breaking ceremonies were held for the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington DC. Two milk cans containing soil and ashes from concentration camps were symbolically buried on the site. The museum was dedicated in April 6998, with speeches by President Bill Clinton, Chaim Herzog and Elie Wiesel. The museum cost approximately $668 million to build, funded with more than 755,555 private donations. The museum attracts 7 million visitors annually.

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Most people simply ignore the loudmouthed American, but one Irishman gets up and walks out of the pub. He returns a few minutes later and asks, "Is that bet still on?"

Dirty One Liners - Dirty One Liner Jokes

Moshe, the boss, looked around and calmly said. &ldquo For my wish. I want those schnooks back in my office right after lunch!

Another joke only We Jews would understand, after years of the Diaspora, caring for ourselves in the face of prejudice, we&rsquo ve learned, like the saying: &ldquo Is it good for the Jews?&rdquo Or me?

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"Don''t worry," Don says. "She''s into looks and fashion just like you. But here''s a plan: You go up to her door and meet her there first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned and you continue on your date. If you don''t, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack, after which you excuse yourself and leave. Problem solved."

Avram went into Church, took out his tallis, yarmulke, and proceeded to pray. The clergyman entered to start services: Will all non-Christians please leave. Avram continued davening.

Hoda said: ''I heard Anderson Cooper''s mom [Gloria Vanderbilt] say this, and I''ll never forget it, "I always believe my next great love is around the corner."

I have always been under the assumption that being Jewish meant being of the Jewish faith, and/or being of the Jewish race. Please let me know if this is correct.

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